1. Go to Blizz Con 2009.
2. Take a video camera.
3. At a Q&A panel with a successful acting group responsible for a popular online series, remind the show's creator that though she's accomplished and smart, you can still make her a punchline and a piece of ass just like that.
4. Bonus points for posting it to You Tube and raking in the nerdboy kudos.
Fanboys, doncha know, have a right to know anything and everything about the objects of their interest. Certainly, those rights outweigh the personhood of Felicia Day.
Bah.