This morning, as I was dropped off near the law school, I passed a car sporting a "Friends don't let friends eat farmed salmon" bumpersticker.
My friends, I have let you down. The list of things I am supposed to monitor your behavior for is long and varied. Drink and drive? Of course. Vote Republican? I do my best.
But in this, I have let you down. Forgive me?
2 comments:
See, I thought you were watching, and that's why I've stayed away.
This is the shape of your failure. I had farmed salmon just the other night and _you weren't there!_
Sniff.
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